Pagan goes to hell - good joke :)

for those who can't read it:

A pagan dies and to his surprise he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. the pagan says: "where am i?"
peter says "You're at the gates of heaven"
the pagan says "But i don't believe in heaven"
Peter frowns at him. "you're one of those pagans aren't you?"
"yes. i believe i'm in the wrong place. i'm supposed to go to summeland"

peter says "Sorry. We took over summerland and its temporarily closed for remodeling"

"what do i do now?

Peter says "well, since we don't allow pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell.sorry. just take the path that goes downward and to the left."

the pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. he walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water.

he walks on in and begins exploring. After a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, i'm Satan. you must be the guy St. Peter phoned me about. Are you pagan?"

"yes i am, whats going to happen now?"

Satan says, "well, the fishing is pretty good if you enjoy that kind of thing. there is a refreshment stand down the road. and i believe the pagan meeting grounds are just over the next hill."

Suddenly a hole opens up in the sky and a yawning chasm opens directly underneath it. the stench of sulfur fills the air. hundreds of screaming tortured souls drop into the flaming pit which immediately closes with a thud.

the pagan, hardly believing what he saw, asks Satan "what was THAT?"

Satan just rolls his eyes and says "oh just ignore them. they're Christians. they wouldn't have it any other way."