Pros and cons

So... I don't understand why I'm single.

Pros of dating me: 

I'm smart

I'm funny

I'm beautiful

I'm happy and positive

I'm clingy

I'm romantic

I'm good with kids

I can be spontaneous

I'll go out with you

I'll stay in with you

I'll cuddle

I'll play with you

I'll support you/encourage you

I'll remind you to love yourself

I'll give you lots of "fun facts"

I'll help you remember a line in a song

I'll cook for you

I give wonderful massages

I'll tickle you

I'll give you hugs all the time

Cons:

-My labido is bipolar. Sometimes I'm down for it, although you have to initiate. Other times you're signed up for blue balls.

-I'm clingy

-I will tickle you.

I'm awesome...why the hell am I single?

If I'm answering it honestly? It's cuz it's hard for me to find someone.... Let alone someone I'm both physically and mentally compatible.

Physically meaning chemically. I can find you attractive but if the body chemistry isn't there then it doesn't work.